"I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it."
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- Plato
"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'" - PILATE
Did a dead guy say that πβ‘β‘
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet!" - Friedrich Nietzsche
Yeah but I really liked this one.
"I perplex others, not because I am clear, but because I am utterly perplexed myself."
