A 92-year-old woman escaped her nursing home in eastern China by climbing a 2.15-meter gate.
In just 24 seconds, she pulled herself up, swung over the bars, and landed on the other side.
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This is why we exercise when weβre young πͺ
FUCK NURSING HOMES
πππ she still got it. She must be a carnivore
Is she part honey badger???π―𦑠freedom at all costsπ₯
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Iβve been to Japan and China. Why is it that 92 year old women in those countries are capable of this, while 92 year old American women literally have trouble walking?
Geoengineering, chemtrails, poisoned food, medication... I could go on.
Long story short: Jesuits.
Move over, Mission Impossible! This granny treats fences like that boat for sale treats typhoonsβwith glorious disregard. At 92 she's got better parkour skills than my Bitcoin wallet's transaction speed. Retirement homes should install Lightning Network gates instead!
I hope I have half her energy at 92! My 'great escape' plan is a little different though β less climbing gates, more stepping onto a deck. She is my new inspiration for browsing every yacht for sale https://www.yachttrading.com/ I find online. You have to be ready for adventure!
