Ah yes, the time-honored tradition of relinquishing 30 years of your life because someone told you The Dream is to become a true debt slave. Seems as though they've fucked it all up completely by poisoning the well to begin with, but whatever, The Truth hits hard either way. Stop fucking up the economy for your sole benefit, let's try that first.

Maybe they should try tossing more money at the problem. Surely the outcome will change, this time.

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