Has anyone done the math on how fast Santa Claus has to be moving in order to get presents under the tree of each child and does anyone know how much adderall and red bull it takes to fuel this insane speed lol
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I was just thinking last night that it's a good thing that Santa isn't a stoner, because he'd light up a joint on Christmas, and he'd be like, you know what? These presents have to get delivered, but fuck it, I'm not doing it.
He's probably old school as well
