I'm sure you're a nice guy, but who TF cares?

Following your logic, they may not know what a sat is, but they MAY know the market value of one bitcoin if they're LiTeRaLly paying in bitcoin via Square.

Having a coffee be 6,000 bitcoins is just DUMB.

Either

A. Use sats

B. Use bitcoins

Don't use A but call it B 🤦🏻‍♂️