This guy hopped on my knee when I was drinking my coffee on the porch and then hopped away. He had some POWER behind him. Probably the length of a US $1 Coin (the Sackagawea/US President (Golden) ones)
Cricket? Grasshopper?
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Grasshopper
That’s the dude from James and the Giant Peach! Say hey for me. 
Or was it… 😰😱 
Oh damn.. never mind. Don’t say hi. Don’t say hi!
Hopper was an ass.