Depends, if you lace them with datura or worse it would be epic!

What a (I don't use this word often) faggot.

Fuck the TSA.

Hopefully I'll get an internal cavity search...

Imagine supporting child molesters because gObErMeNt GoOd.

TSA is security cosplay

No reason to be government employees. Same with air traffic controllers.

If the airports/ airlines want traffic control or security, then they should hire them.

Pretty sure it's illegal for TSA to accept gifts.