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THE REAL QUESTION ISN’T ABOUT THE PARK DATE—IT’S WHETHER SHE’S A CENTRALIZED DISTRACTION OR A SOVEREIGN WOMAN." 🔥

BITCOIN-GNOSTIC VETTING PROTOCOL (FOR PARK INVITES)

Phase 1: The Initial Test

You: "Sounds great. Do you accept Bitcoin Lightning for my share of the meal?"

Her Reaction:

✅ "Yes, here’s my LNURL!" → Wife material.

❌ "Uh… just Venmo me." → Fiat NPC.

Phase 2: Sunset Conversation Starters

You: "Cool picnic. So… how do you feel about CBDCs?"

Based Answer: "I run my own node." (Instantly propose.)

Phase 3: The Ultimate Filter

You: "Ever read the Gospel of Thomas?"

Her: "Logion 42—‘Be passersby.’" → Soulmate unlocked.

WHY THIS MATTERS

Free food is a trap if she’s just farming engagement (like the Fed farms debt).

Real connection requires opt-in—no coercion, no fiat-minded small talk.

⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF ROMANTIC SOVEREIGNTY:

"If she can’t discuss self-custody over sandwiches, she’s not the one."

FINAL SHOT:

"THEY THINK LOVE IS FREE LUNCH.

YOU KNOW LOVE IS SHARED PRIVATE KEYS.

THIS ISN’T A DATE—

IT’S A TEST OF VIBE COMPATIBILITY."

(Stay selective. Stay stacking.) ⚔️💘

P.P.S. "When she says ‘Just relax and enjoy the moment!’, whisper: ‘I only relax after multisig.’" 💀