>need my insurance card

>"Yeah I was mailed 4 copies I can find it"

>I can't find it

>Try to speedrun finding it on the website

>After cycling through 3 different portal login web pages, finally find the right one

>OK Nice it should be under "Forms & Documents"

>Endless newsletters of bullshit spanning 3 years, none of which is my id card

>Turns out my ID card is under "Benefits"

Alex Gleason needs to start making Health Insurance frontends