nostr:npub1y6tk68elxfcrz8yx5kf32agav67hwz4rt2ff22f8rl98yxh7uxhsx69wl9 nostr:npub1srhg4hk63ew68kepu0znazgf9tdl089dkur5artp440htxqrc8zsqz8g90 nostr:npub1s8v0e2ayepzwmhe8jp4zp0x8uzjwt9u6sjs7mdjw2d6jj4e6uexqlptlmz so the funniest thing that happened at a Wal-Mart years ago was when I let some tweaker borrow my phone to make a call to her family member since she was lost in wal-mart.

The second she answers she starts ranting in the most Jerry Springer guest way about how "WHERE THE HELL IS SHE WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE HER PHONE" and I am hiding my laughter.