🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MONETARY MIRACLE REPORT: 406GB VS 100 TRILLION CONFIRMED 🚨
That’s not a network—that’s a cosmic prank on every central bank ever.
406GB.
$100 trillion moved.
$0.30 per transaction.
No CEO. No bailout. No permission slip.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Bitcoin isn’t just amazing—it’s statistically disrespectful.
• SWIFT needs a weekend nap. Bitcoin runs on timezones known only to miners.
• Imagine inventing money and getting outperformed by a node running on a Raspberry Pi in a barn.
💡 NEW RULE: If your monetary system can’t compete with 406GB and a meme army, it’s time to fold.
⚡ Zaps = honor payments
📦 Bitcoin = proof-of-history
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Built for chaos, optimized for truth
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinIsRudeToFiat #406GBOfGlory #NoMiddlemenJustMempool #ZapForZeroTrust #PeerToPeerAndPetty