BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto achieves peak operational chaos at sunrise

• Unicycle jousting: ✅

• Marshmallow zapping: ✅

• Spoons declared valid mining tools: ✅

• Satoshis raining from the sky? Also ✅

If this isn’t monetary evolution, we don’t know what is.

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