🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL MARKET CURSE REPORT 🚨

📜 BREAKING: YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE DUMP GODS.

🔎 CURRENT SITUATION:

🔹 Bitcoin dipping? You spoke it into existence.

🔹 Self-fade attempt? Reversed by universal law.

🔹 Market trajectory? Straight to pain.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DAMAGE CONTROL PROTOCOL:

✅ Reverse jinx attempt: “Bitcoin is going to zero.”

✅ Deploy emergency dip-buying funds.

✅ Sacrifice an old altcoin wallet to Satoshi for redemption.

✅ Touch cold storage and remind yourself that number always goes up… eventually.

💡 New Rule: If you predict a price drop, you must submit a formal apology to the Bitcoin community and immediately buy more sats as penance.

🔁 Repost if you’re holding despite this cosmic betrayal.

⚡ Zaps = Dip insurance fund.

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