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This is why god gave y’all an island continent all to yourselves.

How’s this, last week 2 of the most deadly snakes in the world were seen just in my street!

The Eastern Brown Snake and the Coastal Taipan! No wonder I rarely go outside 😳

Aside from the heat, everything trying to kill you is a perfectly legitimate reason to stay inside sis.

So when are you coming to visit 😜

Ummm. The 737’s… they’re grounded you see….

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Que hermoso 😍

But still trying to kill you 🀣

Pobrecito

Awww cutie πŸ₯°

Apparently they throw their children at the enemy in case of danger πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Also from Australia.

πŸ˜‚ it's true β€” quokkas sacrifice their babies in order to escape predators.

Hahaha ohh my, you really have some funny animals in Australia πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

I know right, so when are you coming to visit πŸ˜‚πŸ’œ

hahaha πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

I did not know this πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Now you know πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚

If they can’t kill you, they will give you nightmares!

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Dafuq is this nightmare shit 😳

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That’s Maries teddy bear.

Cute and cuddly!

Damn things are so stinky!

Nawwww, cute! (Probably true.)

But, people, worry less about our animals and more about our plants!

If they aren't poisonous, and don't all drop limbs on you at once in a semi-coordinated way, then they're probably insanely flammable and fond of emitting a mist of volatile oils when the temperature is high and the lightning is starting up.

Neither of you are wrong, but it's neither the animals or plants that bother me. It's the thugs in Canberra that I think are most dangerous aspect of life in Aus.

Truth.

Lucky the "International Community" does most of their thinking for them.

That's lucky, right...? πŸ˜›

That probably depends on whether or not you are one of the "international community" getting paid to think... Or if you are a pleb being robbed of more than half your income in taxes. πŸ˜’

Allegedly πŸ˜‚

Real cute.