Welcome to Oz π¦πΊπ
#austrich 
Welcome to Oz π¦πΊπ
#austrich 
This is why god gave yβall an island continent all to yourselves.
Howβs this, last week 2 of the most deadly snakes in the world were seen just in my street!
The Eastern Brown Snake and the Coastal Taipan! No wonder I rarely go outside π³

Awww cutie π₯°
Apparently they throw their children at the enemy in case of danger ππππ Also from Australia.
π it's true β quokkas sacrifice their babies in order to escape predators.
Nawwww, cute! (Probably true.)
But, people, worry less about our animals and more about our plants!
If they aren't poisonous, and don't all drop limbs on you at once in a semi-coordinated way, then they're probably insanely flammable and fond of emitting a mist of volatile oils when the temperature is high and the lightning is starting up.
Neither of you are wrong, but it's neither the animals or plants that bother me. It's the thugs in Canberra that I think are most dangerous aspect of life in Aus.
Truth.
Lucky the "International Community" does most of their thinking for them.
That's lucky, right...? π
Real cute.