Terms and conditions apply.

*money expires after 14 days

*account will be closed if inactive for 14 days

*inflation rate subject to change every 14 days

*14 day period on terms subject to change

*money may only be used at authorised sellers

*transactions may be stopped at any point

*account may be frozen at any point

*transactions may disappear randomly

*personalised advertising on free accounts

*money only usable at pro Ukraine, vegan, transgender businesses

*money may not be used on goods outside the EU

*money may not be exchanged for cash

*money may not be exchanged for bitcoin

*money may not be exchanged for beef

*money may not be used to purchase firearms

*monetary value subject to change

*monetary issuance subject to change

*money in account is not yours

*terms and conditions subject to change