nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 It's the celebration of President Obama wearing a tan suit

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 It is the only day that right thinking USians are allowed to give birth. And the baby must immediately be swaddled in white, but only for one day...

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 All American women give birth on that day. It falls a week after the National Baby Shower.

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 Celebrating the forced labor that so benefited black Americans.

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 It's the day that Republicans celebrate the increase in numbers of Forced Birth Units.

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 ally It's spelled "Labor day", and celebrates the removal of U from many key American values, such as Honor, Valor, and Trth.

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 it is the last day of the year you can be guaranteed no blood rain. Hence “don’t wear white after Labour Day”

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 the one day of the year I don’t want to slap Keir Starmer. Oh wait. You said wrong answers only.

nostr:npub1psdfxfpxz2cwmmnsk60y3nqpn2tqh9n24h4hstvfkwvr6eaek9js499sr7 it’s an acronym. LABOR Day is when Americans express gratitude for the existence of the Los Angeles Bureau of Records. In a tradition dating to the 1970’s they hang punch cards from a tree in the living room and eat a cake shaped like a Cray-1 supercomputer.