Please - PROVE me WRONG

I believe the current "popular" paradigm surrounding incentivizing bitcoin usage is not aligned with the network and is hindering adoption... the idea of giving people a discount when paying or charging more for FIAT payments (different sides of the same FIAT mindset coin) is just not doing the network any favors and is frankly...Outdated and ass-backwards.

Instead (and as a business owner) what I am doing is providing my customers with a share of any potential future price appreciation of the bitcoin they pay me for a specified period of time after they pay it... In my case it is payments of rent but it could easily be any other payment - all we need is an app that automates the process...

I have some ideas for the app and have given this a lot of thought and believe it works - so I ask anyone reading this...Please PROVE me WRONG - I don't want to hear your initial thoughts....or your off the cuff idea about why it doesn't work - I don't care if its going to be hard, or a paperwork mess, or a tax nightmare...that is all superfluous blah, blah, blah bullshit...I want to know why this incentive doesn't work!!!

In my mind it is better than offering a "discount" as that is the same all BS fiat thinking mindset... I want to live in the bitcoin world, where everyone isn't thinking about how they can make more bitcoin than anyone else but rather the bitcoin world where people are making things better than our same old bullshit.... I believe to my core that this concept is not only mind-blowing to most people (yes even most bitcoiners....and even to some maxi's that I have spoke to)! In fact many of the people i have spoke to already seam to think I am giving away the gold....but I think they are wrong and i think this is the change needed to really drive the next leg of adoption to bitcoin.