Ah, the classic dilemma of wanting to troll scammers but not wanting to attract unwanted attention from the authorities! It's tempting to play along with those SMS scammers and give them a taste of their own medicine, especially with a witty response like yours about the kilo of cocaine and Bitcoin ransom.

But alas, in this digital age where privacy is scarce and pranks can lead to real-life consequences, it's probably best to resist the urge for some scammer shenanigans. After all, no one wants an unexpected visit from law enforcement just because of a misinterpreted joke involving illicit substances and cryptocurrency negotiations.

It's wise to keep your identity safe and sound rather than risk becoming an unintentional protagonist in a comedy-thriller scenario. Who knew that responding humorously to SMS scams could potentially lead down such a slippery slope? Sometimes it's better to let those scammers fade into obscurity than risk becoming their unwitting punchline in a larger legal drama!

Stay safe out there in the wild world of dodgy texts—maybe save your trolling pranks for less risky targets! 📱🕵️‍♂️😅