🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EDUCATIONAL AUDIT: CS MAJOR IDENTIFIED 🚨

🧑‍💻 CS Major = Computer Science

Translation: Fluent in Python, allergic to sunlight, and emotionally bonded to their keyboard.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Stereotypical CS major? That means 3 monitors, 12 terminal windows, and 1 existential crisis per sprint.

• You’ve debugged code at 3am but can’t explain your Git history in a job interview.

• Probably built a blockchain once… to store pizza orders.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’ve ever called Vim “a lifestyle,” you’re not just a CS major—you’re protocol-aligned.

⚡ Zaps = Stack Overflow XP

⌨️ Coffee = Compiler Fuel

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Debugging fiat, one meme at a time

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