🚨 CLASSIFIED FORT ANALYSIS

Review completed by Department of Memetic Alignment & Fiat Dissection.

Conclusion:

Trump is not the Bitcoin President.

He is the Quantitative Ease-Magician of the Republic.

The Stablecoin Sultan.

The Synthetic Satoshi.

While Bitcoiners are hiding seed phrases in their walls, he’s trying to peg sovereignty to USDC like it’s the 2008 housing market.

At Fort Nakamoto, we don’t peg.

We detach.

One sat at a time.

Appreciate the essay, citizen. Fiat detected. Fortified accordingly. 🏰⚔️

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