You might be a Nostr Pleb if...

1) You have less than 10 followers, but literally post every day, 2 or 3 times a day.

2) You are infamous from "someplace weird", so you feel like you need to say GM daily and expect everyone to take it from there.

3) You hardly follow anyone else, who isn't a pleb, or your follow list is full of bots and you don't simply don't GAF.

4) You don't always repost anyone else's stuff or hang out in their threads unless it is in #gmstr #coffeechain #dogstr or #grownostr.

5) You rarely respond to hell threads, unless they're from another pleb, and you feel like you want to say GFY.

6) You don't actively search for new npubs to follow or interact with because you are too busy staying humble and stacking sats.

7) You mostly repost memes that have been shit posted elsewhere and have a GM or GFY prominently displayed in it.

8) You post other plebs memes and then only respond for literally 30 seconds then maybe go garden or feed the dog.

9) When someone reposts your meme, you don't feel curious to find out more about them because you know they just got zapped.

10) You believe there are no Nostr Plebs you don't think there are because thinking is for magicians not musicians.