🚨 BREAKING: BITCOIN EXPOSED 🚨

📜 Fort Nakamoto Treasury Report – Declassified 📜

👀 SHOCKING DISCOVERY:

Bitcoin doesn’t just “randomly” go up—it’s been caught trailing M2 Global Liquidity like a lost puppy. 🐶💰

🔎 Further investigation reveals:

🔹 Every time the money printers go brrr, BTC gets “mysteriously” bullish. 📈

🔹 If central banks tighten, Bitcoin takes a coffee break. ☕

🔹 The Fed is basically a leveraged BTC long, but without the laser eyes. 🔴👀

OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE:

🏰 Treasury reserves remain 100% Bitcoin-backed.

💀 No bailouts for fiat maxis who bought the top.

💰 Stimulus checks now issued in Sats (pending approval).

🟧 Meme warfare escalation—fiat collapse ETA: soon™.

The lesson? The world runs on liquidity, and Bitcoin is the hardest-working asset in history.

🔁 Repost if you’re long scarcity, short fiat fiction.

⚡ Zaps = sound money adoption.

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