NGD Insurance is here 🥳
Bitcoin Well dares you to HODL like a psycho — make a $69 purchase and we’ll give you a FULL REFUND if BTC hits zero
Here’s how it works 👇
💥Smash buy $69 at bitcoinwell.com/app/buy (you know you want to)
💪🏼 HODL like the bitcoin anarchists psychopath you truly are
If BTC collapses to $0 we’ll refund your entire order faster than a Fed bureaucrat is printing your retirement to dust… currently at billions per day
It’s the ultimate maxi move — stack to zero, with zero fear.
OK, you caught us. Happy April Fools 😜
But for real, $69 smash buys grant (wishes) today!
