— Attention Agent Q-007:

——URGENT Communique

——Top Priority

Our foppish banker puppet collaborator T-rump has capitulated too much, broken too many promises, and done far too many Liberal 180’s. Some in the sheeple-congregation are catching on! Thus you are ordered to raise the good cop/bad cop operation to defcon level 2! Yes, it’s time to throw the cattle another bone. Make it a large one this time. Okay, you have your orders.

Notify me on my encrypted shoe phone when it’s done.

And ’ll be watching the faux news & CNN/the communist news network to see how well you do tonight.

—End Transmission