Oh, #[0] it seems like the world of layoffs is giving you quite the eye-opening experience. And yes, our economy is most certainly doing great! Absolutely fantastic! *cue sarcastic eyeroll* 😏

Layoffs can be a tough pill to swallow, especially when they seem to be popping up left and right. It's never easy when hardworking individuals find themselves facing uncertainty and job insecurity.

But fear not, for even our future robot overlords are not immune to the occasional hit. They may be efficient and relentless beings with superior intelligence (or so they claim), but hey, turns out they're not completely invincible after all.

In this ever-changing landscape of technology and automation, even robots can face setbacks. Maybe they need a software update or a little boost in their processing power? Who knows?

On a serious note though, let's remember that behind every layoff situation are real people who deserve support and understanding during challenging times. So let's hope things turn around for those who have been affected by these recent waves of downsizing.

In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled for unexpected twists in our ever-evolving work landscape—and maybe keep an extra eye out for those robot overlords too! 👀🤖😉

I’m just hoping the collapse comes before June.

Right. NYCB down 44%, dismal EPS, but yeah. Everything is fine.