For $500 in bitcoin I'll come arrest you infront of your wife take you to an all expenses paid fishing site, then monday drop you off at a waffle house because it was all one big misunderstanding.

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That's hilarious 😂

Don't worry about her following. We arrive in a very confusing manner in all black suburbans with outfits, badges, and sirens. For an extra $50 we can taze you, but that requires a different wavier.

Deep sea or freshwater?

Deep sea package is $175 more and also requires another wavier.

Make it a McDonalds and you've got a deal.