Every best seller now is called something like “Gone” and “Vanished” I miss when books had titles like “An Account of the Fortunes and Misfortunes of Miss Arabella Wren, A Young Lady of Considerable Charm and No Inheritance, Who Was Thrice Deceived, Twice Abducted, and Ultimately Vindicated, Through No Fault of Her Own, but by the Unlikely Grace of a Retired Corsair with a Limp”