No no no, a real scoundrel wants to be interesting and personal. A real scoundrel wants their insults and abuse to have actual weight to them. If I just typed random nonsense or meaningless statements like "you're a doodoo head and I hope you squish your finger" then I wouldn't really be living up to my potential.

Anyway, I'm pretty tired so I think I'll go look for other people to argue with now. Have a good one.