Offer yourself up for “pet play” to wealthy Individuals who will also be attending the conference. Free room and board for sure, if you’re a good negotiator or a particularly good boy, you might even EARN some sats.

So conference attendance for free - just for the a few nights requiring PRETERNATURAL mental fortitude, MAXIMAL physical endurance, and the ability to disassociate and compartmentalize the whole affair away for the remainder of life.

Given bitcoin’s scarcity, some would say it’s well worth the trade.

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