We have a 500lb patient that was on the BM list. Hadn't pooped in foreverrrrr.

So we (a full team of 5) had her rolled to her side. I was getting ready to administer a suppository when my phone alarm went off in my pocket. My alarm is an annoying rooster. Obviously, our hands were full so at 1 am we all had to listen to a rooster until I was able to doff my gloves and wash my hands. Woke up most of the unit. What a night.

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