Nostr husband: “Honey I saw a brilliant idea on Nostr the other day”
Normie wife: “Oh God.”
Husband: “An OnlyFans style business but the models own their content and relays. They can setup a paid relay and be zapped cash”
Wife: “wait, what? People can be paid? How much are zaps worth?”
Husband: “however much the sender determines.”
Wife: “may I see this thing?”
…Scrolls for 2 seconds…
“What the shit!? Is everyone on Nostr autistic? OF would never work on here.”