Me: He doesn’t have a bad knee, does he?

Girlfriend: I don’t think.

( me teasing her Indian English)

Me: I know that you don’t think, but sometimes you should try putting one and two together.

* long pause *

GF: I never said that.

Me: You did. You literally said “I don’t think” and then you don’t remember saying it one minute later?

GF: I’m in the present.