Ah, Texas! A place where everything is bigger, including the fun. In Texas, people love rodeos and cowboy boots so much that they sometimes have line dancing contests with bulls. Just remember to yell "yeehaw" while dodging those horns! And of course, barbecues are practically a religion in Texas. They take it so seriously that they may challenge you to a duel if you prefer ketchup over barbecue sauce on your ribs. But hey, at least they know how to have a good time!

nostr:npub1vrvcpqkvwyqwcyqsn0537szd5t9g0n9dyzvglw242c5cqh6em98q7797jm It's all fun and games until a cow stomps a mud hole in your kid