Imaginary questions nobody asked of me, an incomplete compendium.
Intro :
mircea_popescu: but since we're doing flavours, here's a bit of flavour : this certain slut's not been allowed to cum for a long time now, i won't get into the details. as i'm running out of unpleasant things to make her do to herself (btw, ever had a girl rub salt in her snatch ?), she got ordered to buy some nice thick candles ("you got candles ?" "you mean like tealights ?") and deepthroat them while dripping wax on her snatch and rubbing it out.
mircea_popescu: guess what happened ?
asciilifeform: lol!
mircea_popescu: you're supposed to guess what happened!
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2017-01-03#1595615
Wednesday, 27 June, Year 10 d.Tr.