Ate some asphalt today on my bike ride. Somebody dumped some mattresses and a couch on the side of the highway, and instead of going around them by going on the highway, I thought I could squeeze between them and the curb. It didn't work out.

Was able to get back up after a bit only a little worse for the wear and finish 25 miles, but not looking forward to getting out of bed in the morning 😏