Hey son, so what is it that you do on the Internet?

- I zap, that’s what I do. I zap people on the Internet. It’s… ugh. I send them satoshis. Magic internet money.

Son, I just don’t want you to get in any trouble, just don’t do drugs or anything illegal.

- Too late for that! I took the purple pill and I’m hooooooooooked 🦦✌️