If US customs officers are anything like Australia's, they'll open it, put it on a shelf for eight weeks, wave a wand over it, take selfies with it, then send it on its way to the recipient (who has probably long since given up on it).
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sound acceptable for me 🥲 lol
hopefully they don't do anything dirty with my cuties.
Those crochet figures have Bitcoin signs on them. They are highly suspicious. Some fairy dust is needed.