⚠️ Satire Alert ⚠️

"Sir Keir Starmer might be the least popular prime minister since the one who was assassinated by a lettuce, but he is confident his latest plan will turn things around. No, he’s not gonna do everything he promised in the Labour manifesto! He’s gonna do another thing that wasn’t in the manifesto…

Starmer is going to introduce a digital ID system called BritCard. The details are deliberately as clear as mud so you lot don’t object too hard! Just know the plans were generously drawn up by Tony Blair who definitely doesn’t stand to make billions."

https://www.normalisland.co.uk/p/starmer-unveils-new-plan-to-boost