Breaking news! I’m opening a gourmet restaurant.! Accepting angel investors with sats

Breaking news! I’m opening a gourmet restaurant.! Accepting angel investors with sats

Hi there, are you employing by any chance? Here I have an example of what I’m capable of and where my skill set is at:
This is long grain rice shipped from the mountains of Asia, we then have a succulent piece of fair trade chicken breast, which was then marinated for 12 hours with a bag of air, slowly cooked for 1 hour in the oven.
My DMs are open.

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you’re hired!
Welcome aboard 🤝
Sign me up for a seat at the opening 🍴 Bread and butter?
Ahhahahaha you got it!
Yeah hahahahah
Just take all my sats, this is gonna bury Gordon Ramsey and Hell's Kitchen.
Hahahahahahaha thank you, this will be the best decision on your life 🤝