Sometimes I wish I had a torture machine, just to pull me enough to stretch my body after work or a long day

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So fuckin funny. And true. 👌

i sometimes wish my head was cutoff, that way all the muscles in my neck would finally be loose instead of tight

Damn dude, I'm sorry brotha. Cut my left knee off while you're at it

that hit different bruh

Gravity boots work well for that!

I have them, actually. But I need a little more...

You need “the rack” 🤣

my dad (70) has one of these Inversion tables. It works well as advertised.

"I think about this all the time. My back constantly feels like a glow-stick that needs to be cracked."

🤣🤣🤣

And for enemies of course.

Check out Teeter tables. Game changer.

I feel ya. Wish I had some contraption I could just hang crom my feet.

Spine decompressor? I saw one in the thrift store... What's the one on TV that flips you upside down?

Teetertotter

Inversion table is the generic marketing name...