onchain is a shitcoin. confirmation times are unacceptable and chain split risks are too scary. I’m gonna need the private keys to your utxos please.
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Makes sense, it’s bacon, bacon, bac… you know what though, and hear me out, but what if we think outside the box here? What if we each contribute to a shared account that requires both our private keys to use it? Then let’s keep a shared Google sheet of how much of that total balance each of us owns, and update that record as we transact back and forth until we’re ready to close it. There’d be a few minor details to iron out but that’d be way quicker than waiting for on chain confirmations AND we wouldn’t have to give each other our private keys. 🤯
you know I’ve thought about it some more and money is a shitcoin. just give me the stuff I actually want to consume please. I want a potential rug-pull window of precisely zero, thank you.
Dang … I don’t have any of the stuff you want to consume, only a representation of stored value that could be exchanged for it with someone else that does have it… sorry if this whole thing was a waste of time.
Allen, that’s simple you just buy all the stuff you want. But what if you don’t want anymore stuff? But your owed stuff? Say if this stuff isn’t liquid then won’t you want
That excess stuff in some kinda liquid form like money?