Or: marry a bitcoiner. Problem solved. nostr:note1gefckw72n9lmq97pjkr06pgzjx66x6aa649ml3dz60z7n70ztl2qt02hc6
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You would have to do some serious vetting in order to marry someone who actually understood the value proposition of bitcoin -- otherwise you will spend years wondering if they married you for *you*. Marrying someone who thinks that your bitcoin obsession is cute is far, far safer.