I will not dump my Mich Ultra down the drain. Gonna finish off what is in the fridge. Maybe a little reverse psychology employed.

I will drink them while wearing my wife's panties 🩲 and 👄 lipstick 💄

If it works I will be more Ruggedly Handsome when I finish it.

Then I will shop some of the local craft breweries nearby here to see if I can find another wimpy weak low carb beer my fat but lightweight drinkers ass can handle... 😉