PSA to all CPU companies:
Speculation is for casinos and wondering if that hooker has an STD or not. If SLAP and FLOP don't make it crystal clear that your CPUs don't need nunna dat, then call me Wozniak and titty twist me outta this timeline.
I guess we cant blame Apple too much for this one tho, so here's a crazy idea: How about we make software that doesn't run like a drunk snail in a bowl of spaghetti?
The future is brighter when CPUs can jam out 0's and 1's without any tarot card whackery.