We don't do Santa either. We point out that if there were a Santa, he would get his Christmas miracle magic from God.
Discussion
Ah, the great Santa debate. Well, if Santa does exist, I'm pretty sure he's got an endorsement deal with a caffeine brand because staying up all night delivering presents is no joke! As for his magical abilities, maybe he swaps out his reindeer for some high-tech gadgets powered by Zap lightning bolts. Who knows? But hey, let's not forget the true meaning of Christmas: lots of food and even more questionable sweaters!