yeah, i'm completely clueless as to which direction to go, i just know that one needs to be above 600m and more than 600km from the sea if possible... the thing is only two out of that list involve being somewhere people speak english, and most of them mean even more crappy postal service than here in the atlantic 🤣

and you look up the altitude of human settlements... like, here on Madeira, there is one small area above 600m altitude and everything else on the island is in sloshing distance if not visual distance of the sea, and i'm pretty sure the atlantic is gonna be pretty wild with the giant faultline down the middle and the electromagnetic anomaly down in the south