It's well known that the DMV is slow... but they are have nothing in US immigration!

"It's gonna take 6 month," 6 months pass, "oh now it's gonna take 10.5", reach that, "oh it's taking longer than expected but you can't contact us until 13 months have past", 1e months pass, "we changed it, now it's gonna be 1.5 years!"

And this is just the first part 😱