See, I'm not used to this touch keyboard. I hate mobile phones. I hate qwerty. I'm a bit of a grumpy Smurf because people are so fucking retarded. Qwerty keyboards. I bought an ortholinear kbd that used laptop style membranes and destroyed it in 6 months.

I switched to Dvorak in 2004 because I got so much pain from typing on a regular cheap membrane qwerty. 2 weeks and no more pain.