Well, a search for #bitcoinfixesthis was nothing less than a game changer for me.

You see, with bitcoin, YOU TOO can enjoy spectacular views of an island paradise, drive a fast, beautiful car, and eat world-class food served in tiny portions on large plates.

Not to mention that Nostr is awash in beautiful, brilliant women who can construct complete, self-sustaining homesteads in the middle of nowhere in less time than it takes a normal city-dweller to cross town for a slice of pizza.