Pineapple is garbage fruit. Putting a pizza under it makes it God's Shame.

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agreed 💜

how is pineapple garbage fruit

describe the taste of pineapple

It's like if cactus thorns were covered in sour.

LOL

y'all never had good olives, there's so many different ones

Probably true lol

lollol

You right. I’ve never had a good olive.

Now do olives

Salty rubber with a rock in the middle. All the work, no reward.

ACCURATE

Rich fleshy balls of dark, deep savory succulence .

Deep savory succulents. Funny I could say the same about my dark fleshy balls 😁😆🤣😅

You've sucked testicles before have you?

Yeah. Had to remove a rib but it was worth it.

Ha ha!

We should do blind taste test live on zap.stream , see if you can tell difference.

BRB gonna go shave

Lol I’ll just eat meat

Meat and olives go so fucking well together tho...

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never had olives with meat before 🤔

just as a side w bread imo lol

don't like warmed up fruit

Warm fruit 🤮

You don’t like pie?!

C tier

Dayum!

ok i make an exception only for apple

by the way, pumpkin is garbage tier, need to update the list

pumpkin soup is nice

puree with ginger and crutons?

sure, i’ll give it a pass

i usually don't like soup but had pumpkin soup once and it was rly good.. they made it w apple i think

with..

apple?

apple in soup, with pumpkin

yo

uhm

hmm

😂😂😂 idk either but it was rly rly good!

not sure if they’re an open-minded innovator, or if they deserve jail time 😂

Agree with this. Pumpkins only good for carving spooky faces.

🤝

i need a smol guide when it comes to olives 🥺

No, meat and mushrooms go well together.

Olives go in the trash.

I'll eat huer olives if huell eat my mushrooms, deal?

mushrooms are gross

we have opposite tastebuds profiles or smth

i love mushrooms 🤗

Same. Big fan of savory umami flavor

what’s umami?

no deal? 😮

I have one can of olives in cupboard that someone gave me as joke.

canned olives are usually trash

That is where they belong. Too s pensive to ship to you.

Ill eat out of your trash any day man.

Facts!

like oranges but more acidy

Try a tangelo. They're like oranges - acid + ezpeel.

never seen those here

weird

because i really love oranges

hmm

also more trxtured than

maybe it's the texture?

hmm, i might need to refresh my memory when it comes to pineapple… unfortunately

fruit panel w tanel

matatanel fruit panel

ooh hell yea

we need moar

oh hell yea

Heidelberg - nice!

Sunny little blasts of tropical heaven doing the hula up and down your tongue.

perfect

I don't like licking hula skirts. 😆

As if , you love it.

I'd rather lick whats underneath... 😝🤪

Pineapple is lovely, you shut your tits my friend.

OK I'll give this one to the pineapple maxis. Pork marinaded in pineapple is 🤌🏽

pork 🙅🏽‍♀️

It's the closest I can get to cannibal 🤷🏻‍♂️

ew ser

wat wrong wit pork?

you are what you eat

pigs eat garbage

u eat garbage

i am uneducated

pigs eat garbage?

Pigs are smart. I eat dem I am smart.

may i recommend

Wut wrong wit pussy? 🤷‍♂️

you are what you consume

You're alright man, you're alright.